Wow, Jess has gone full on lesbian. So to bring down all the sexy that’s going on around here, here’s JWoww‘s SIMS character modeling shit from her bikini line. Call me old fashioned, but I think one of the criteria for being a successful bikini model is not look like you just had a consultation at Johns Hopkins.

Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…