I’m completely normal not weird at all obsession with Ashley Greene has been fully documented here, so imagine my surprise when I saw her pictures from the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 This Is A Long Ass Fucking Title Jesus Christ premiere last night. Also imagine her surprise when she gets my letter and the mixtape I made. My secret? I sprayed a little Drakkar Noir on the letter and the mixtape is all R. Kelly. Awww yeah, baby! I’m heating things up!
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