Everything Conceivably Possible Was Scripted At Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

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When the four hour primetime special of Kim Kardashian‘s wedding airs on E!, there will be a touching scene between Kourtney Kardashian and her longtime boyfriend Scott Dipshit where they decide to get married. Or as the producer who scripted the scene said, “‘Ok fine, you know, we’ll get married’ or something.” Mail Online reports:

The reality crew discuss filming a scene, portraying 32-year-old Kourtney caught up in the moment of the special day and talking about the idea of marriage with Scott, 28, with whom she has a toddler son, Mason. A female producer can be heard saying: ‘Hey we need to do a thing of Kourtney and Scott, I feel like “love is in the air” and they talk about “Ok fine, you know, we’ll get married” or something.’ A male voice then responds: ‘Ok cool,’ before the team try to track down the pair to shoot the scene. In another segment of the audio, a male producer says: ‘Bernard, I’m going to shoot this little thing with Kourtney and Scott right now.’ Then towards the end of the recording, the female producer thanks the crew for filming it and signs off: ‘We’ll see you at Kourtney’s wedding… and… [inaudible] everyone’s laughing.’ The feeling of the event being staged by TV producers was not lost on guests at the California wedding. One attendee told Us Weekly: ‘Everybody felt awkward, like it was all for the cameras and more like a TV show than a wedding.’

If you honestly think any of what you see on Keeping Up With The Kardashians is real, then well, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’m not even entirely sure at this point if Bruce Jenner isn’t a hologram.