Bar Refaeli was in Porto Cervo, Italy with her rumored new boyfriend, David Fisher (not pictured), this weekend, and either this bikini was dipped in poison ivy at some point or the inside is made of shark teeth because no time in these pictures can she take her hands off the thing. In conclusion, companies should make more bikinis like this. Women won’t care. If they like being comfortable they wouldn’t wear high heels or give birth.
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