Sophie Turner Does Playboy, Not Naked

Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to come back down because he would smile and see that all was good. Look, don’t ask questions. But if you’re gonna do Playboy, do fucking Playboy. What is, this the Nordstrom catalog? The chicks at Playboy put on clothes “after hours”? I don’t get it. Whatever. I’m just glad we broke out a new pose, because you know when you draw on the corner of a bunch of pages then flip the pages really fast then those pictures tell a story? If you stack up all Sophie Turner’s pictures then flip them really fast they tell the story of how her back her arched and her ass is in the air.