The Kardashians showed up at the 2011 People’s Choice Awards last night, and obviously a firing squad wasn’t one of the choices. Christ, these bitches look like absolute hell. Kim looks she built the Clone Army, and Khloe is apparently a gingerback bear now. Kourtney would still get a dick, but can we go ahead and stop trying to make the two younger ones happen? Every time I get on Twitter, one of these whores is telling me that Kendall and Kylie are “beautiful models”. Uh, no. No they’re not. Unless the definition of model has changed since the last time I looked it up, I’ve see better models on the appliance aisle at Home Depot. The LG Electronics 27.6 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator has 3 slide-out and 1 folding Spill Protector tempered glass shelves, not a fucking unibrow.
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