Jesus took the motherfuckin’ wheel. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is in custody … after Judge Elden Fox shockingly denied her bail … and Lindsay could be sitting there until October 22. Lindsay was in court because she failed two drug tests — in one she tested positive for cocaine and the other for Adderall. Judge Fox did not hear any argument from the lawyers before making his ruling. Lindsay was handcuffed in court before being taken into custody. It’s shocking because the underlying offense is a misdemeanor, and people connected with the case were telling us the judge had to offer Lindsay bail. As for Lindsay’s reaction … she was shocked when the judge remanded her into custody. Lindsay looked at her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holly, before being taken out of the courtroom.
Just so we’re clear, Lindsay walked into the courtroom a smug, entitled bitch and walked out in handcuffs. No bail. No early release. Just her and her tears in jail until her October 22 court date. I don’t know what kind of car Judge Fox has, but he shouldn’t worry about driving it home today. Sources close to the story say he will be paraded down the street in the thing that Xerses rode.