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Eric (Alexander Skarsgård), Sookie (Anna Paquin) and Bill (Stephen Moyer) are on the cover of Rolling Stone, and if you’re not watching True Blood, just go ahead and stake yourself in the balls because you’re missing the best thing on television. I heard Edward Cullen watched an episode of True Blood one time and he got so scared he had to change his tampon.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
