Despite all visual evidence to the contrary, I’d still fuck Audrina Patridge. Yes, I realize her face looks like it was created in lab with animal and human DNA. Yes, I realize the space between her tits could be used as a mass grave in Darfur, but damn. Don’t judge me. I just want to cum on her stomach, not hear her thoughts on the Axiomatic system.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
