Jenny McCarthy Is Single

After dating for five years, Jim Carrey announced last night on Twitter that he and Jenny McCarthy have broken up.

Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>

Although not naked, Jenny McCarthy also shared her thoughts on the breakup.

I’ m so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart.

It’s hard to imagine why these two broke up. One possibility is that Jim woke up and realized he was dating a chick who got famous for being naked and making fart jokes who now fights 100 years of medical science and autism research with voodoo and card tricks or whatever the hell she does. I’ve had bigger tits in my mouth before, so I’d be comfortable in laying a crayon trail for her son to a doctor in his network.