Screw You, Seal





Intergalactic piece of ass and MILF Heidi Klum is on the cover of the February issue of DT Spain, and it’s really without any exaggeration that I say that my penis would need popsicle sticks, duct tape, and a zombie bite to keep fucking this as long as it possibly could. Seriously, it’s not an exaggeration. It’s spelled out pretty clearly on his signed consent forms.

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