Intergalactic piece of ass and MILF Heidi Klum is on the cover of the February issue of DT Spain, and it’s really without any exaggeration that I say that my penis would need popsicle sticks, duct tape, and a zombie bite to keep fucking this as long as it possibly could. Seriously, it’s not an exaggeration. It’s spelled out pretty clearly on his signed consent forms.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…