Shakira performed something at the AMAs last night, and I have no idea what it was, mostly because I was too busy staring at her hot ass. I’ll probably hear the song eventually at Mi Casita. That’s if I go back there. Apparently they’re too good to accept rolls of pennies. I’m a big Internet celebrity!! Don’t you know who I am??!!
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
