Taylor Momsen also attended the Whitney Museum of American Art’s Gala last night, and damn, this hot little bitch is growing on me. Maybe it’s because she’s so tight and slutty. Or maybe it’s because I just downloaded and edited 19 pictures of Lindsay Lohan. I’m not going to lie, after looking at those, these Taylor Momsen pictures could be of shark attacks or X-rays and I’d get a bigger erection.
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