Kelly Carlson Is In A Bikini

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I almost didn’t post these pictures of the painful erection known as Kelly Carlson, because at first, I thought they were labeled “Kelly Clarkson”, which made my penis steal my laptop and look for a Priceline negotiator for a trip to Thailand. Luckily for him, these pictures weren’t of Kelly Clarkson but of Kelly Carlson. However, I’m a little concerned that whenever somebody hears the name “Kelly Carlson” they immediately think about some stumpy white chick who sings about crying and recipes. That’s like Kobe Bryant getting confused with an NBDL player named Coby Brian.