Let’s go ahead and get this out of the way – Bar Refaeli’s body is fucking perfect. I don’t know what your Marxist college professors have taught you, but extensive studies have shown that people who regularly masturbate to Bar Refaeli are better able to form interpersonal relationships with others, get that big promotion, and live an average of 4.6 years longer than people who masturbate to any other woman on earth. I have to admit, it was big lifestyle change, but now I’m living the life I only used to dream about! Thanks, Bar!
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