In her quest to look like she needs a permission slip to go on a field trip, Hayden Panettiere has cut her hair. She looked 12 when she has long hair, so this really isn’t gonna help. Look, I tried to masturbate to her during this past season of Heroes, but every time I closed my eyes she was catching lightning bugs in a jar and dropping ice cream on her shoe. Thanks for nothing, Hayden.
Former royal butler Grant Harrold has shared his thoughts on how Prince William and Kate Middleton might feel about Prince…
