In her quest to look like she needs a permission slip to go on a field trip, Hayden Panettiere has cut her hair. She looked 12 when she has long hair, so this really isn’t gonna help. Look, I tried to masturbate to her during this past season of Heroes, but every time I closed my eyes she was catching lightning bugs in a jar and dropping ice cream on her shoe. Thanks for nothing, Hayden.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
