It’s summer time, so I hope this doesn’t offend you, but here’s a hot chick in a bikini. Specifically, the-has-been-hot-as-hell-forever actress, Jamie Pressly. Not that you care, but Jamie Pressly is from Kinston, NC. But what you might care about is that just like every Southern girl, Jamie Pressly’s favorite hobbies probably include cooking and fucking. And having babies with Mexican looking dudes. What’s up with that by the way?
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