Jessica Alba showed up for the premiere of Awake last night, a movie in which she plays the wife of a man who suffers anesthetic awareness during heart surgery. Her husband is played by Hayden Christensen. Hayden Christensen is dating Rachel Bilson. I’m sure that’s still going well. I bet him pretending to be married to Jessica Alba all day strengthened the bond of that relationship. I’m sure Rachel Bilson barely even cries anymore because Hayden masturbates to Dark Angel before they have sex.
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