Megan Fox showed up at The 11th Annual Hollywood Awards last night, and if my totals are right, this makes the three billionth time she’s been on a red carpet this year. The discerning eye will also notice that this also makes the three billionth time she’s been on a red carpet without her fiance, Brian Austin Green. I wonder why he’s never with her? I hope everything is okay. We shouldn’t worry though. He probably just couldn’t find anybody to cover his shift. He had hoped the new guy would, but he hasn’t even been trained on fries yet.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
