Charlize Theron is the Sexiest

Charlize Theron joins a list that includes Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel after she was named Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman in the World.” New York Daily News reports:

During the past six months, the mag hinted at its choice with a series of photographic clues. The revealing November issue hits stands Tuesday with the full case for Theron’s sexiness…”

Eh, whatever. Charlize Theron is almost too beautiful to be sexy. Sure, she’s great to look at, but sex with her would probably be like a trip to the museum. Cold, boring, and you wouldn’t be allowed to touch anything.