Anne Hathaway is on Vacation

Here are Anne Hathaway and that crook boyfriend of hers hanging out on a yacht in Italy. I think it’s safe to assume these two engage in premarital sex, and that’s only wrong because they’re not naked in these pictures and having sex. I thought Europeans were a lot cooler about that “sex in public” stuff, so it would be nice if Anne would show a little more effort. I mean, it’s not like I’m asking her to let the yacht’s crew gang bang her or anything, okay, no yes I am. Gosh, Anne is such a prude.