The Playboy Mansion is Fun

Los Angeles police are currently investigating an alleged sexual assault that took place inside the Playboy Mansion over the weekend. NY Daily News reports:

The investigation was launched Monday, according to a Los Angeles Police Department statement. “For reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations, no additional information will be released,” LAPD spokesman Jason Lee said. A message left with a Playboy spokesman was not immediately returned, and no details were immediately available.”

Man, that sucks. I guess topping E!’s list of “Most Desirable Places to Commit Sexual Assaults” didn’t help. I just don’t know what E! is thinking sometimes.