Tara Reid is at the Beach

In case you’ve been up nights wondering if Tara Reid was still alive, I really don’t think I know you anymore, but to answer your question, yes. Here she is in Malibu yesterday. She looks surprisingly human considering she’s Tara Reid. She’s had more work done than Ground Zero, but she still doesn’t look quite right. Maybe it’s because although she lives in the plastic surgery capital of the world, she looks like she had some coupons for Thailand (yikes). Her lipo and boobs look like they were done during an earthquake. Or a roller coaster ride. Or maybe on the back of a bronco. Unless her doctor was an amputee, I really have no other explanation.