Holly Madison Might Be Pregnant

Hugh Hefner’s main ho, Holly Madison, wasn’t helping those pregnancy rumors in Monaco last week when she reportedly passed on alcohol, wore loose clothes, and skipped fellow Girls Next Door castmate Kendra Wilkinson’s 22nd birthday party. New York Daily News reports:

A Playboy rep assures us, “Holly is not pregnant, although she would like to be in the near future.” The alpha bunny in Hef’s hutch has gone so far as to let Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt know she can handle the breast-feeding herself. “I want to have kids with Hef in the next year or so,” she told a journo. “When that happens, I just want it to be me and him.”

As you can tell by the video below, Holly Madison’s face had more work done on it than Ground Zero. Throw in the fact that the daddy looks like the mummy from Thundercats, and this may not be the best idea. In five years, this kid will come to Show and Tell with his mom’s centerfold and a picture of his dad. Except the picture would’ve been taken with one of those cameras where the photographer has to put cloth over his head because the flash powder explodes and in the picture Hefner will be holding a musket and churning butter and whatever else they did when we was young.

Holly on June 12th:

Note: Yes, this dumbass is winking with both eyes.


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