According to her Instagram, Alyssa Nelson says she likes whiskey and America, and that alone is making be rethink my marriage.
But it’s obvious that she’s also a big fan of Miami Heat guard Goran Dragic penetrating the defense and taking it hard to the basket for two points, and there are two very good reasons why that is a good thing for us, fellas:
Good lord! If head coach Erik Spoelstra really cares about his players and the Heat fan base, he’ll need to start calling that play at least 25 times a game when she’s in the house.
If you’re upset that you didn’t make it out to American Airlines Arena to see her in person last night, it’s your own fault, as Nelson let all of her Instagram fans know ahead of time that she was going to be there:
The Miami Heat technically won last night’s game against the Pacers, but in reality, everyone in attendance was a winner thanks to Nelson.
h/t Busted Coverage