Cutoff Shorts Are Back And Thank God They Are
Why do anything once, when you can do it twice?
All you need is denim.
Rihanna is the cutoff’s greatest champion.
She shares them intimately with her fans. (Where is that blond girl’s hand going?)
She inspired Katy Perry to wear them.
Cutoffs are so versatile. You can wear them just chilling at your pad …
Or at the beach …
Or at a barbeque …
Or to bed …
Or dress them up …
Or dress them down, as Rihanna has done …
Punk rockers love cutoffs.
Selena Gomez love cutoffs.
Famous twins love cutoffs.
Skaters love cutoffs.
Even Beyonce loves them.
That girl’s figure is so hourglass, you can tell the time.
The girl is great, but that van is where the really party is happening.
She’s daydreaming and so are we.
Catch that phallic imagery?
Clearly a fake tan, but we couldn’t care less.
Cutoffs are the new yoga shorts.
We’d followed her for blocks in the wrong direction.
The way she’s straddling that park bench makes us wanna be homeless.
Stars and cheeks forever.
Those cutoffs would look great on the floor of my beach shanty.
Even video game characters look hot in cutoffs.
This photo was labeled “what not to wear” on Pinterest. I hate Pinterest.