Jordan Carver Will Make You Swoon for 5 Minutes Straight

Jordan Carver is the kind of girl who can frolic on the beach for the camera and, in under five minutes, make a man seriously question his life and everything in it. The beautiful 28-year-old German has her own YouTube channel with constant uploads of her naturally bosom-blessed body with some recent slight surgical modifications. (It means she had a boob job, even though she didn’t need one in the first place, at all.) In this recent video, Jordan struts the ocean shore in a revealing white one-piece for a little sand and surf. This’ll get your week started off on the right foot, and by “right foot,” we mean fully erect at your desk. Enjoy boys, because it doesn’t get much better than this.