I guess he should have stuck to Tinder.
Anyone need to take a whiz?
Ugh. Monday. Look, there’s nothing I can say to cheer you up. So how about you skip this short intro…
Let that be a lesson.
Living outta my suitcase the next few weeks!! Follow me on my snapchat for all the adventures AnastasiaAshley A…
Welp.
This one’s pretty self-explanatory, so I won’t ruin the surprise. Oh yeah, I’m sure he’s very close. (via Reddit)
The old “I’m pregnant” card is the perfect way to get your ex back…for crazy people, at least. But if…
So there was the gal who spent years crushing her ribs to look like Jessica Rabbit, and now it seems…
Now your dog will love you even more.