Let's just assume he's not the smartest guy in the room.
Though this may lead him to sleeping on the couch.
Guy that asks the question about the last semester on the first day of college.
Break up the monotony with a little laughter.
Wow, Michigan. At what point does he get a free hat and shirt for the kids?
Surprisingly, it's not called Peter North.
Not since Liberace has somebody cared this much about pianos.
You failed, Rich. Again.
Swept his way to the bank.
"Mom!"