This criminal sure likes antiques.
Laugh until you forget what day it is.
Apparently the mafia likes to hang in Connecticut.
Well this is gross.
I said "extra marshmallows" not "extra poison."
Hopefully it accepts bribes.
Save the chickens by any means necessary!
What a way to go out.
Laughter. Rinse. Retweet.
*Excessively frowns*