Quite the feat.
Pornhub cares.
United can't do anything right.
Call Nicolas Cage immediately!
Anyone want their brain uploaded to a computer?
It's that time again...
Talk about more laughs than you can handle (or the surface you're standing on, for that matter).
Might be a good time to volunteer to give up your seat if they're oversold.
Not ideal for Kalamazoo.
You're grounded for eternity, kid.