You can't argue with this logic.
Some things are just universally understood.
How do you expect to enjoy Lil Jon songs with only one drink?
Humpday happiness.
So many wasted orgasms.
See a penny, pick it up.
"Hello darkness, my old friend..."
A nice gift for the Republican in your life.
Click, laugh, check behind you to make sure your boss isn't there, repeat.
Not like you needed another reason not to wear sandals.