Some days it's better to call in sick.
You should really take a stab at these headphones.
It's not smokin' hot.
Read. Laugh. Follow.
Society is progressing.
Funny not funny.
TGIF it up.
Skinny shamers, shame on you.
Brb, gotta hit up the restroom.
There's no other way to say it - people are messed up.