You just have to man up and rip the Band-Aid off.
Don't half-ass it this year.
Although it may be little more than an elusive pipe dream until 2026, when it'll become a real pipe dream
"You want a treat?" still only works on dogs, though.
That sound you hear is thousands of costumed mascots shuddering about their job future
Just get comfortable with a little G-force
Please, sir, put down that American flag tank top and back away slowly
Just an educated woman trying to help out the bros of the world.
Witness me!
You may like the danger, but you have to know when to quit it.