Watch Nick Offerman Read Reddit’s Shower Thoughts

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Fans of “Parks and Recreation” are already very familiar with Nick Offerman’s, also known as Ron Swanson’s, wealth of sage advice. Since the show debuted in 2009 we’ve been showered with knowledge on such varied topics as the futility of birthdays, woodwork and suitable bacon hiding places.

Now the geniuses at Mashable have wielded their powers to create a force of good in this bankrupt world, by combining Offerman’s undeniable gravitas with the nuggets of wisdom found in r/ShowerThoughts – a subreddit where users share their own insights and observations about life. 

Such gems include, “My right elbow has never been touched by right hand,” and “Technically, we’re all half centaur.” Go on, educate yourselves.