Do you ever get the feeling that there’s something inside of you… and that it’s evil? Well, if you didn’t just finish eating a bunch of tacos from Jack in the Box, you can probably bet that you’ve been possessed by a demon that is going to use your body as a conduit for something terrible.
So, in honor of Devil’s Due (out on DVD 4/29), we’d like to give you a list of tips to help you figure out whether or not you’ve got a demon controlling your body so you can get it out. If you’re not into that type of thing.
Top 10 Ways to Know if You've Been Possessed
Your Projectile Vomit is Green
Your Head Can Spin Completely Around
You Can Speak Latin... Without Ever Learning Latin
You Black Out for Long Periods of Time
You Can Crawl Up Walls
Cuts Spontaneously Appear on Your Palms
Sometimes You Just Randomly Start Floating
People Saying the Rosary Makes You Really, Really Angry
Holy Water Burns Your Skin
Sometimes Your Voice Gets Eerily Low and Threatening