Death Star Architect Finally Breaks His Silence


You may have never heard the name Dak Exhaustport, but you know his work.

Crave's Geeks of Doom published Thursday an open letter from the man who designed the Death Star. Dak says he shouldn't get the blame for the womp-rat-sized exhaust port to ventilate a space station the size of a small moon. The Death Star had to exhaust somewhere. 

His full letter is an hysterical must read for any Star Wars fan … or former employee of the Galactic Empire tired of the bureaucracy. Enjoy.