The Big List: Red Hot Chili Pranksters! Most Offensive Shirt Ever?

Time to find the most offensive words in the English language, put them all on a black t-shirt together in white block text, misspell a few of them ‘by accident,’ sell a whole lot of shirts to a whole lot of teenagers who are desperate to piss off their parents, and check out these links!

Justin Bieber Arrested For 2^nd Time In A Week

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/justin-bieber-arrested-for-2nd-time-in-a-week/

Busted, busted, busted oooh.

Listen To The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Super Bowl Song

http://www.rhcp2014.com/

Or rather, the Red Hot Chili Pranksters. [Context]

The Epic Battle To Save The Most Offensive Team Name In Professional Sports

http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2014/01/30/3205071/redskins/

What about just calling them the Skins, and their mascot could be a rowdy British teenager?

Woman Was Her Own Twin – And The Twin Was The Mother Of Her Children

http://guardianlv.com/2014/01/pregnancy-no-proof-of-motherhood-woman-was-her-own-twin-and-the-twin-was-the-mother-of-her-children/

Fneh?

Have You Ever Wanted A Shirt With ‘CRAPDILDO F***HOAR SEXKUNT” On It?

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/coolcat-swearing-sweater-interview

If not, perhaps your mom would like it.

That’s all for this this offensively-named edition of The Big List!

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.