7 Funny Hostage Pranks

I’m writing this from a… I think it’s a warehouse… I don’t know where I am… I had to cut off my own hand in order to free myself and get to this keyboard… Damn it, I’m bleeding so much, it’s covering the keyboard, making it super sticky and basically inoperable… Oh, and that huge guy is coming back to beat me up… This just isn’t my day, huh…? Well, anyway, enjoy these 7 funny hostage pranks…

 

Hostage Pranks: Russian Hitman Elevator

In Soviet Russia— *BANG*

 

Hostage Pranks: The Drive Thru

He’s just taking an upside down blindfold nap.

 

Hostage Pranks: Kidnapping In Public

It’s a beautiful day for a forced ride in a van.

 

Hostage Pranks: Crazy Old Lady Kidnaps Man

Everybody wants to whack that guy. They can’t help it.

 

Hostage Pranks: The Kidnapper (Ed Bassmaster & Jack Vale)

“Don’t call the police! We’re just a bunch of goofs with a roll of tape over here.”

 

Hostage Pranks: Chloroform Abduction

Did those guys just do the thing I just saw?

 

Hostage Pranks: Body In The Trunk

Wait, does he even know her?

 

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine. 

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