The Big List: Cop Vs. Kanye! I’m Dreaming Of A White Jesus!

Time to get a lot of money, start a design company that makes insanely colorful school supplies for young girls, watch the cash flow in year after year, become the worst company to work for ever, eventually screw-up and lose millions, be surprised about the lack of sympathy from the community and check out these links!

 

Insisting Jesus Was White Is Bad History And Bad Theology

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/12/insisting-jesus-was-white-is-bad-history-and-bad-theology/282310/

“Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me, a white dude.” -Jesus

 

Police Chief Pens Hilarious Open Letter To Kanye West After Star Compares His Career To The Work Of Cops, Soldiers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522989/Kanye-West-subject-hilarious-open-letter-Ohio-police-chief.html

That’s why soldiers train at Kanye West Point.

 

Unicorns, Rainbows And Cocaine: The Rise And Fall Of Lisa Frank

http://jezebel.com/inside-the-rainbow-gulag-the-technicolor-rise-and-fall-1179495705

That company has so much drama, it could fill a Trapper Keeper.

 

5 Myths About Prostitutes I Believed (Until I Was One)

http://www.cracked.com/article_20734_5-myths-about-prostitutes-i-believed-until-i-was-one.html

A hot towel massage is really just a dick check in disguise!

 

The Onion’s 2013 Holiday Gift Guide

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-2013-holiday-gift-guide,34803/

This Christmas, show them that you care with the gift of prosthetic legs or a white baby.

 

That’s all for this this unicorn-ridden edition of The Big List!

 

Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon. 

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