The Big List: Mark Zuckerberg Vs. President Obama

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Time to get a job, watch Office Space, get the idea to steal a tiny bit of change a little at a time, so no one will catch on, physically take home tons of quarters instead of skimming virtual transactions, suspiciously try to deposit a s***-ton of quarters into your bank account, get arrested and check out these links!

 

How Not To Tease An Article About The Missing Malaysian Airplane

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http://deadspin.com/how-not-to-tease-an-article-about-the-missing-malaysian-1547667745

It’s weird, but I don’t think this real life tragedy is actually a viral promotion, you guys.

 

Zuckerberg Called Obama To “Express Frustration” Over Spying’s Threat To Internet Security

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http://techcrunch.com/2014/03/13/zuckerberg-called-obama-to-express-frustration-over-new-nsa-revelations/

Obama, in turn, expressed frustration about getting too many event invites to his friends’ comedy shows.

 

New Big Bang Evidence Also Hints That We May Exist In A Multiverse

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http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/space/stories/new-big-bang-evidence-also-hints-that-we-may-exist-in-a-multiverse

We should’ve been reading this in science class.

 

Thomas Rica Stole Quarters, Took Home $460,000 From NJ Town By Filling His Pockets

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/20/thomas-rica-stole-quarters_n_4998408.html

“Got any change,” asked the homeless man. “Uh…” said Rica.

 

Gamestop As Fee-Free, Convenient Banking Institution

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http://boingboing.net/2014/03/19/gamestop-as-a-fee-free-conven.html

Yeah, I’ve been saving all my gold coins and 1-ups there for years.

 

That’s all for this this frustrated edition of The Big List!

 

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.