10 Amazing Christmas World Records

What’s the true meaning of Christmas? It’s getting together with family and friends, the people you love, and spending time with them… trying to beat a Guinness World Record! After all, Christmas is about festive, ruthless competition. Here are 10 amazing Christmas world records:

 

Christmas World Records: Australian Family Rig 502,165 Lights

Yeah, these lights are never coming down.

 

Christmas World Records: Thai Students Form Largest Human Christmas Tree

So that’s why children are our most valuable resource.

 

Christmas World Records: Longest Christmas Log From Shanghai

Someone else could set a record by eating the whole thing.

 

Christmas World Records: Deepest Underwater Christmas Tree

Starts at :42. So, it looks like Spongebob just got a World’s Record.

 

Christmas World Records: First Brussels Sprout Powered Christmas Tree

…because… science… is… uh… uhhhhh… cool… I guess?

 

Christmas World Records: Fastest Time Spelling “Merry Christmas” With Alphabet Pasta

Don’t play with your food, unless it’s for a world record.

 

Christmas World Records: Largest Christmas Stocking

That’s enough coal for all those children.

 

Christmas World Records: Deepest Santa Ho-Ho-Ho!

“It’s an average of the three ho’s.” lol lol looooool.

 

Christmas World Records: Green Christmas Tree Made Of 40,000 Recycled Plastic Bottles

Step 1: Steal the tree. Step 2: Take it to a supermarket. Step 3: Recycle it and become super rich! (Well, make a couple thousand dollars.)

 

Christmas World Records: Christmas Carol Duets With Jimmy Fallon & Amy Sedaris

Joy to the world / Kazoos are great…

 

Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon. Header via.

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