Teenage Mutant Bootleg Merchandise

December 2, 2011

In the late 80s and early 90s, if you made TMNT action figures, you were basically printing your own pizza money. That’s why so many counterfeiters from around the world created fake Ninja Turtle crap. Cowabunga, dupes!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gun

This is grossly inaccurate. The Turtles never used guns. Splinter did. [via]

Las Fantasticas Tortugas

“¡Me encanta el poder de la pizza!” [via]

Russian Comic Book

Sorry, Mike. Batman’s got a utility belt full of delicious vodka. [via]

Courageous Righteous

I hope they have courageous, righteous lawyers. [via]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise

Watch out for hares from Dimension X! [via]

“Super Heroes” Action Figure Set

Yeah, this looks like the usual group. [via]

Ninja Hero Rider

That horse is like, “what a blatant rip-off!” [via]

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.