Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Skip the endless scrolling and get right to the good stuff. Catch up on all the insane tweets you missed right here, right now.
i can’t wait until im financially stable to afford who i really am.
— (@wavxga) August 2, 2022
crazy how 50 year old dudes always seem to “fall in love” so deeply and so unexpectedly with somebody who can’t rent a car on their own
— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) August 2, 2022
Boss: How good are you at Power Point?
Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) August 2, 2022
perfect in that it invites you to argue about the definition of a couch pic.twitter.com/DWq0t2XkOC
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 2, 2022
Only 4 months left of 2022? Time flies when your life is falling apart
— M (@NottMarcuss) August 1, 2022
they’re dating pic.twitter.com/HM7iy43Ezm
— empty rico (@dumbricardo) August 1, 2022
if I say “im hungry” we got about 15 minutes until i turn into a different person
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) August 1, 2022
Normalize arguing with your pets.
— ᴅᴀʟᴇ (@xyndyrteano) August 2, 2022
If god was real we would definitely have had another flood by now
— precorpse (@SketchpadTheGr8) August 4, 2022
When you remember your future depends on you pic.twitter.com/TsZsANW6S5
— Have Some Class (@HaveSomeClass) July 25, 2022
I hate when audio messages don’t send. Now i have to do my laugh over
— kira (@kirawontmiss) August 3, 2022
Men look so peaceful when they sleep can’t even tell it’s a demon.
— Day B (@_MsDayB) August 3, 2022
When my career ends two months from now I just hope that people say “oh yeah I remember Simu. I liked that guy; he never tried to sell me an NFT.”
— Simu Liu (@SimuLiu) August 3, 2022