Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Skip the endless scrolling and get right to the good stuff. Catch up on all the insane tweets you missed right here, right now.
Me: My daughters are fighting non stop this summer.
Parent with sons: My boys tore off our garage door yesterday and painted 1/5 of our house orange.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 19, 2022
Apocalyptically hot enough for you?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 19, 2022
Establish dominance by immediately asking your therapist how they feel about what you just said.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 19, 2022
Wake up babe Target dropped a new allergen pic.twitter.com/HuXz3EV8bp
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) July 19, 2022
Woah, [sic] quote dude.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) July 20, 2022
It’s a “take your anxiety meds earlier than usual” kind of morning
— Abe Riesman (girlmode) אבי ריסמן (@abrahamjoseph) July 20, 2022
Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.
— juan (@jaynizaay) July 19, 2022
why do landlords charge pet rent??? my dog don’t even got a job
— (@slvppy) July 18, 2022
i screenshot things then never look at them again
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) July 19, 2022
I didn’t realize having a wife and daughters would involve owning this many blankets.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 20, 2022
Not sure I’ve ever mentioned this before but taking kids to the beach is insanely aggravating
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 20, 2022
The good news is that next year’s going to be even hotter.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 19, 2022