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Mom of the Year Packs Son Fanciest Birthday Lunch For School, And They Wonder Why Bullying Won’t End

When we were young, we were lucky if our moms slipped us a couple of Oreos or a Capri Sun in our lunchboxes. Otherwise, we were stuck with boring ham and cheese sandwiches or PB&Js every day. But one influencer mom went over the top in celebration of her son’s ninth birthday…by packing him lobster in his lunchbox.

“Hey friends, lemme show you what I packed for my son’s 9th golden birthday,” Tiffany Keene (aka @real.at.tiffanys on Instagram) said in an (unembeddable) video detailing the extravagant edibles for her elementary-aged kid named Cruz. “This boy loves seafood, so I had to make sure to incorporate it in his lunch today.”

In addition to the lobster and shrimp-stuffed wrap entrée, the mom included fries and macarons.

But wait, the ridiculousness doesn’t stop there. Because it was Cruz’s golden birthday (he turned 9 on Feb. 9), all the eating accouterments, from the utensils to the napkin, were gold.

“I even spray-painted his sparkling water gold to match the theme,” the overachieving mama gushed as she held up the can to the camera.

As if that weren’t cringey enough, she included a handwritten joke, too. “Did the teddy bear want cake on his b-day?” it read. “No, he was stuffed!”

While we’re sure Cruz was grateful for his special birthday meal, we can’t help but wonder how many kids are waiting to beat him up for being such a mama’s boy. And that’s something we’ll never see his mom post on Instagram.

Photos: Instagram

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