The Internet Had Its Phallic Way With Ivanka Trump Modeling Goya Beans, Hilarious Tweets Ensued
After Goya CEO Robert Unanue revealed himself as a major Trump supporter, eyes and heads started to roll just before the Internet quickly canceled Goya. Just as quick to back anyone who can suck a ripe Trump bean fart, Ivanka Trump took to Twitter to model a can of Goya and show off how much she just suddenly LOVES beans! Of course, this is all anyone needed to crack open Photoshop and do their worst, as only Twitter can do. Hilarious tweets ensue.
Photo: @SsnarkIsMyGame (Twitter)
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Oh photoshop Twitter is about to wreck you
— Negrodamus 🧙🏾♂️ (@jumoffit) July 15, 2020
#TrySomethingNew 😂 pic.twitter.com/DteNjSBrok
— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) July 15, 2020
here, I fixed it for you. One with your 'other daddy', one pre plastic, when you still looked human, and one showcasing your special edition "kids in cages" collectibles pic.twitter.com/bP3kpkUe9c
— We Are Better Than This 🇺🇸 (@Agility_Fan) July 15, 2020
Threw it together quickly…now it needs a caption. Help me out Tweeters! 😂#Ivanka #Goya pic.twitter.com/F5doMHUW4b
— Short-N-Snarky™ (@ssnarkismygame) July 15, 2020
If it’s a chihuahua, it has to be good.
Si es chihuahua, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/6SRXNITAX2— COVIDon19 (@realTrumpClone) July 15, 2020
Goya Fuck Yourself Ivanka. pic.twitter.com/UEfbjeJ73n
— Justin Thaler (@JustinThaler) July 15, 2020
https://twitter.com/ColemanCultur3/status/1283292394025365505?s=20
Looks like she has a hold of Daddy’s tax returns. #IvankaGOYA pic.twitter.com/a2ykFWgQ66
— Ace Analyst (@AceAnalyst) July 15, 2020
China grants patent for Ivanka’s latest line of products #Goya pic.twitter.com/42GzIKlhOF
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) July 15, 2020
Fuck you, Ivanka. Bush’s Orginal Baked Beans are better. Fuck that Goya shit. pic.twitter.com/BKabO65Wbo
— resident angry Jew Sam Klein🥄🥯🍏🐛 (@sammyclaws12) July 15, 2020
“Buy this book” – Ivanka Trump pic.twitter.com/CavgIZ10KL
— Mister Xtfr (@MisterXtfr) July 15, 2020
I simply could not resist. #IvankaBeans pic.twitter.com/u1dJoMMexN
— Cathy Finn-Derecki (@saracup) July 16, 2020
It's what's for dinner at the White House…#IvankaGOYA #IvankaBeans pic.twitter.com/gnLxO11pKC
— Maggie McMenamin (@maggiemac123) July 15, 2020
https://twitter.com/ITrulyH8U/status/1283425465823363073?s=20
I had to. pic.twitter.com/aJxblGCHYC
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 15, 2020
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