Twitters Respond Perfectly to Maroon 5’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
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It takes a lot of courage to step onto the stage at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. It takes even more courage to be Maroon 5. And after Sunday’s shirtless performance, which we all assume to be Adam Levine auto-tuning next to unplugged Maroon 5 members air-guitaring through songs nobody listens to anymore, we just want one thing: some funny tweets about Nipplegate 2019.
Because the only thing that played worse than those two teams were those five maroons.
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 4, 2019
Maroon 5 has been officially downgraded to Maroon 3.2.
— The real chris beck (@SubBeck) February 4, 2019
— Los (@losfrommars) February 4, 2019
Although auto tune failed Adam Levine terribly, Target Home Collection really came through with his wardrobe. pic.twitter.com/JzMrJYRGSl
— Jessie (@CourtJesster83) February 4, 2019
— 匚卂ㄒ 丂匚尺卂ㄒ匚卄 千乇ᐯ乇尺 (@__CATKITTY__) February 4, 2019
While you’re at it: Last Week’s Funniest Tweets Of The Week
Wardrobe Malfunction #SuperBowlHalftime
— Frank Caliendo (@FrankCaliendo) February 4, 2019
Janet Jackson should be asked to perform at the #SuperBowl next year and her nipples should be celebrated just like Adam’s were tonight
— Trace Lysette (@tracelysette) February 4, 2019
— New Dad (@NewDadBlues) February 4, 2019
That halftime show sounded like the playlist at Chili’s.
— FK (@FunKelly) February 4, 2019
— LG Updates (@LadyGagaVegas) February 4, 2019
— Lo (@littIe_lo) February 4, 2019
But the best tweet of all was about the game in general.
These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 4, 2019
— Dominik Stecuła (@decustecu) February 4, 2019