Pizza Delivery Girl Gets Request For Joke Inside Box Then Gets Fired When Recipients Get Offended

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Here’s something that’s almost as disgusting as ordering anchovies on your pie.

According to WJLA, a Pizza Hut delivery driver is out of job thanks to a Stafford County, Virginia mother and her sons who asked for a joke to be included on the inside of their pizza box and then got so butthurt by the one the delivery girl wrote that they complained on social media and got her fired.

What was the joke that offended the mother so much that she felt the need to blast it out to the masses? You guessed it:

“What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?”

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Now the mother has the nerve to bitch about being “cyber-bullied” because of her actions, something that she probably should have thought about before doing more than simply ordering a fucking pizza and that’s it. Still, she’s holding firm to the notion that she did nothing wrong anywhere along the way.

“It’s an inappropriate joke,” she said. “There’s a time and place for everything. My pizza box is not one of them. It’s a lesson learned.”

Absolutely heartless.

If you’re wondering what the punchline to the joke is, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered: “They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they’ll be in trouble.” We also would have accepted “There’s a good chance that they’re both going to get covered in cheese at some point.”

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