Police Looking For Man Who Was Caught Pleasuring Himself While Watching ‘The Emoji Movie’

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We have some strange headlines today, folks. Well, stranger than usual.

The Emoji Movie has a fantastic six percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Everyone and their mom already knew this movie was a bad idea from the get-go, but boy, this is worse than expected. But it seems like there was one guy in Howell, New Jersey so is perhaps the film’s biggest fan. And how do we know that? Well because he was caught masturbating while watching it in a theater.

Police are currently looking for the man who was wearing a white dress shirt, black pants and a yarmulke. Well alright then. And at least one star from the movie is finding the humor in this. Look at what T.J. Miller tweeted.

h/t Huffington Post

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